Gilmore Girls

When I was talking about Gilmore Girls in my previous post, I got an idea. Why not introduce you to the most amazing TV series there has ever been? (In my opinion.) I absolutely love these series, I started watching them when I was around the age of 12 and I'm still able to watch all the episodes that I've already seen a thousand times with pleasure. You know how sometimes fictional characters can start to feel like family? I have this with Gilmore Girls. 

One of the greatest things about Gilmore Girls are the dialogs. They are fast paced and clever. In an interview with cast members they told that the script for a one hour show was about one-third as big as any other one hour script. That's how much and how fast they talk. Both Lorelai and Rory Gilmore are the wittiest women I've ever met. Especially Lorelai is amazing, how fun it would be to actually now someone like that? Well, her real name and personality, Lauren Graham, comes quite close. Anyways, here are some of the, according to my opinion, best of Gilmore Girls quotes? I warn you, there's a lot.

At Friday night dinner

Emily: You were on the phone?
Richard: Longdistance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: Godlives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai:Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai...
Lorelai: So, God is awoman. And a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask forfavors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, that I could.

In the storage

Lorelai:Can I use the fun cutter thingy? Luke:Not if you call it the fun cutter thingy. Lorelai:Please? Luke:Cut the boxes, not your hands. Lorelai:Good tip, you should teach!

Paris about dating

Paris:For example, I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the nameParis in the same sentence with the word date, jaws will drop,confused looks will cover faces, words like 'how' and 'why' and'Quick, Bob, get the children in the minivan because the world isobviously coming to an end.' will immediately fly out of people'smouths

During Friday nightdinner

Lorelai:This is amazing chicken, Mom. I mean it, really great. Emily:Thank you, Lorelai. Lorelai:It's like super chicken. I bet it could fly. Have you tried tossingit out the window?

Lorelai waking up

[manyalarm clocks go off]Lorelai:You are hilarious.
[Goingdown the stairs]Lorelai:Okay, see, last night when I said to you: "Tomorrow, no matterwhat, make sure I get up at seven," what I actually meant was:"tomorrow, no matter what, make sure I have the option ofgetting up seven, in case, when seven comes, I actually wanna getup." Which, as it happen, I didn't. Therefore, you're currentlyresponsible for the great alarm clock slaughter of 2002. Luke:No survivor? Lorelai:The one shaped like a bunny escaped with a mild decapitation.

Blabla

Rory:Can we not say the word college for at least forty-eight hours?Lorelai:Fine. Rory:Thank you. Lorelai:How 'bout collage, can we say collage? 'Cause it sounds the same butit's actually very different. Rory:Collage is fine. Lorelai:Okay, good, 'cause I don't even know how to get through aconversation without the word collage.

When Lorelai told hermother she was getting married

Lorelai:'Mom, I'm getting married.' I'm an idiot. And you know, as my mouthwas opening my mind was screaming, 'Don't do it, I mean it, you'llregret it.' But did my mouth listen? Rory:No. Lorelai:No. And it opened and the words came out, and Emily was Emily, and mymouth was stunned. And my mind said 'I told you so.' And then mymouth got mad because no mouth like's to have it's nose rubbed in it.And now my mind and my mouth aren't talking, and it'll be weeksbefore we can get the boys together again. Rory:Your mouth has a nose?

Lorelai talking about ladies.

Lorelai:Ladies never get their own eggrolls. Ladies never get their ownanything. They don't even get their own ideas. Rory:Oh boy. Lorelai:They just sit helplessly and wait for some young strong man to comeby and assist them. They don't step in puddles, they don't step overpuddles. They can't even look at puddles. They actually need to beblindfolded and thrown in a sack and carried over puddles.

Luke about the town.

Luke:Crazy people. Whole town should be medicated and put in a rec roomwith ping pong tables and hand puppets

Lorelai’s live.

Lorelai:There are many paths in life. There's the "Hey, you're cute,sure, I'll marry you after graduation and med school" and the"Can you drive Susie to soccer today, 'cause I've got apedicure?" path. And then there's my path, where I found myself16 and pregnant and I realized "I have to get a job, I have toraise a kid and being me, I have to do it all by myself." Noteasy. But the thing with my path was, when I reached the end, Iturned around and realized I'd ended up someplace really good.

Rory about her firstkiss.

Rory:Oh my God, He kissed me.
[Mrs.Kim comes up to the girls]Mrs.Kim:Who kissed you? Lane:The Lord, Mama. Mrs.Kim:Oh, OK then.

With every quote, I'm able to remember every scene. Enough said and worshiped, here's a video that will conclude this all perfectly :).

And by the way, I'm a Jess fan all the way. I mean, seriously, Dean is Booooo-ring. Who could ever be around him for longer than a few months. I was in love with Jess for yeeeears.

love,